Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Thursday, 24th Nov 2022

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

Wires, connections, switches, plugs, hot burning sensations, melted shoes. It's all a nightmare, and it's coming to visit you. Soon. Back in school when people would bully you about your hair and possibly jacket, you swore you would have your vengeance. Make today that day.

Christmas may seem like it's just around the corner, but really that's just nonsense.

If some things start to appear impossible, it may be time to invent robots.


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