Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Wednesday, 25th Mar 2020

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star sign: Libra


23 September - 23 October

And this was what was written in a sandwich in Mexico. Strangeness, huh? If you feel ill a visit to the doctor could be in store. Mouldy coffee cups may not be breeding the penicillin you hope they are.

You struggle with your sexuality like a lizard trying to put on a pair of y-fronts.

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Given Time, by Paul London

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