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23 September - 23 October
The good thing about the internet is that no-one knows quite how disturbingly grotesque you look. Express yourself in a non-flamboyant and unexciting way. Buy a nice brooch.
People will today start to resent your annoying habit of repeating the last funny thing said and then laughing.