Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Friday, 1st Mar 2024

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Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

In time you will come to realise the futility of trying to scratch your name in your refridgerator using a rubber band. Your appetites may diminish today as you fall into a vat of gravy with no inside ladder.

Put your mental abilities to the test today and try to figure out how best to spend the money you have in a non-frivolous way.

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