Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Monday, 2nd Dec 2019

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Your lucky drink for today is: Coke. You are everything you always hoped you would never be. Today may be the day for a quick change. A talk show that you overhear today is likely to concern principles on which you base your life. Listen closely and they might knock down all those principles.


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