Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Tuesday, 4th May 2021

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Any rumours you may have heard about a certain special someone may come true this week. Be playful at heart and you'll reap the reward of having more friends under the age of 10.

Morale boosts are for needy geeks - you're as hard as nails and neither require nor deserve any praise.

Your package will arrive today, delivered by an expected person.


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