Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Friday, 5th Aug 2022

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Your people need you, you must fight for their freedom. Your tendencies may get you into trouble today. Or it might just be a day like every other day.

Accuracy is not necessary when stacking blocks, until you come to around the 5th or 6th.

You are not anyone's "bitch".


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