Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Thursday, 5th Dec 2019

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star sign: Scorpio


24 October - 21 November

Music is likely to help you through today, so try to listen to as much as possible. If you pick yourself up by your shoe-strings you are likely to fall flat on your arse.

A flurry of exclamation marks will come back to haunt you later this month as an email comes true.

There may be trouble ahead...but while there's moonlight and music and love and romance, the blow caused by the venereal disease you are about to become infected with, will be somewhat softened.

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