Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Friday, 8th Nov 2019

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

The words you use to describe yourself may have to be revised today, after suffering what can only be described as "hell". Jumping up and down is great fun and encouraging others to do so is a fine way to make friends and see wobbling breasts.

You have a personality that makes people smile, and that is worth exploiting today in any way you see fit.


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