Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Sunday, 10th Feb 2019

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Your stupidity today will be rivalled only by your embarrassment. Supper is something that comes to those who last out the day. You may be too tired, or otherwise incapacitated.

Satan may seem like a real life figure, but Satan is just a figment of your imagination brought on by the incredible amount of evil you see in your father's eyes.

Your computer is filled with Spyware. Please find a way to clean it without forcing me to dole out solicitations to various websites and their software.


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