Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Thursday, 11th Jul 2019
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24 October - 21 November
Starving yourself does not help you lose weight. In fact, it can be very detrimental to your health. You ask any dead person and they'll say: "Yep, that's right, I'm very thin!"
You are overworked and underpaid. Man, I'm good at this horoscope lark, aren't I?
Your ideas are plentiful, but are your plenties ideaful? Other bullshit may come your way today.
You're as transparent as a blast of canned air - try to be more complex by wearing hats that are clearly too small for your head.
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