Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Wednesday, 11th Sep 2019

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Painting the inside of your mouth is probably not a good way to change who you are on the inside. Although, you would be successful in your aims. The more money you get this month, the more you realise you should be doing something more constructive with it.

Your appetites for love are not dampened by the loss of a limb...but your partner's might be.

Try to avoid challenging yourself today. You may find that you are ready for a fall.


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