Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Saturday, 12th Jan 2019

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

When faced with a lifetime of trauma, please remember what your mother always told you. The way you feel is not necessary limited to what you eat and drink. You may also want to go for walks and conduct yourself properly at the table.

In the ironically immortal words of the Mortal Kombat voiceover guy: Finish Him!


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