Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Tuesday, 13th Aug 2019

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Every reason you have for doing what you did, is sound. Be grateful that you have a good network of friends and family. Trying to make out that you're a "surf dude" may become untenable when your fat lover walks into the office with your eight dirty children.

Tantric is not a cuss-word you want to use around the office. It's not even a cuss-word. It is, however, said to be very exhausting.


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