Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Tuesday, 14th Jan 2020

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

When "taking out the trash" remember that blood stains don't easily wash out of white shirts. The darkness you experience when you close your eyes might be accompanied by a low demonic growl today.

When there's work to be done, there's no shame in procrastination.

Walk without shoes for a day and you will soon understand the nature of the soul. Geddit! It's a...well, it's just...


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