Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Friday, 14th Feb 2020

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Employee of the month awards carry a penalty - the penalty of ridicule. The Americanisation of many words often gets you angry. However, don't get upset about such trivial things - it is evolution of a sort and doesn't actually affect you in the slightest. Color center.

Someone called Dave will contact you in the next couple of days.

Most of the things you believe in could be hacked apart by a fairly terrible dream.


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