Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Thursday, 14th Mar 2019

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Change is always for the good, ask any transsexual. Hell has a new master and he's coming for you! Wednesday may be sunny. When aiming for greatness, set your sights to "better than greatness"...and when you fail like a miserable shit, you'll at least be able to blame it on trying too hard.


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