Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Wednesday, 15th May 2019

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Tantric is not a cuss-word you want to use around the office. It's not even a cuss-word. It is, however, said to be very exhausting. Your mind is filled with thoughts of sexual inadequacy and hey, maybe you're right.

Your bed is made, lie in it. Fall asleep for a while. Spoon the pillows. Yes, that's it. Relax.


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