Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Monday, 18th Sep 2023

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star sign: Scorpio


24 October - 21 November

Dancing around like a fairy is a great way to lose weight and strengthen those legs. Two heads are better than one if you're trying to get a team together.

Giraffes are one of natures most bizarre creatures. Whilst this may seem like a "fact" out of the blue, you'll soon see the relevance over the coming fortnight.

If you feel like you're struggling to go ahead with the rest of the world, sit down, relax and perhaps watch some day time television.

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