Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Monday, 18th Sep 2023
To view today's horoscope, click here
Scorpio
24 October - 21 November
Dancing around like a fairy is a great way to lose weight and strengthen those legs. Two heads are better than one if you're trying to get a team together.
Giraffes are one of natures most bizarre creatures. Whilst this may seem like a "fact" out of the blue, you'll soon see the relevance over the coming fortnight.
If you feel like you're struggling to go ahead with the rest of the world, sit down, relax and perhaps watch some day time television.
Giraffes are one of natures most bizarre creatures. Whilst this may seem like a "fact" out of the blue, you'll soon see the relevance over the coming fortnight.
If you feel like you're struggling to go ahead with the rest of the world, sit down, relax and perhaps watch some day time television.
Gemini horoscope
With all you've been through you should be glad that this week will actually come to a close. Not that today is going......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Copyright © 2023 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.