Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Thursday, 22nd Sep 2022

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Everywhere you go you seem to run into trouble - try not to mess up your life by falling into any kind of trap. Everything you think about yourself will not be called into question this week.

You will find you get better sex advice if you stop talking to what you call "little people" in your nearby park.

You can't go wrong today - everything is set up for brilliance.


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