Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Thursday, 23rd Jun 2022

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Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Dismiss this horoscope at your peril: You WILL have sex today. Many things that people say over the coming days will appear nonsensical, but may start to make sense towards the end of the week.

The way you feel is not necessary limited to what you eat and drink. You may also want to go for walks and conduct yourself properly at the table.

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