Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Thursday, 24th Nov 2022

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

To the rest of the world, you are like brine shrimp. Fun, but ultimately useless and short lived. Jamborees often spell the end of the tight-rope that you often climb when in need of comfort from certain danger.

It's going to be one of those days, I really, really apologise.


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