Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Wednesday, 25th Mar 2020

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Tomorrow will bring fresh excitement and vigour to your otherwise dull self. Don't let others stifle your creativity. It's alright to make paintings out of their droppings.

Speeling mestakes are'nt god.

A new love will present itself today, grab it with both hands, in all possible places.


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