Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Thursday, 25th May 2023

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Dank inhospitable service station toilets may turn out to be your best friend today. You are at a point in your life where you feel you are only there to serve. So get moving! Serve away!

The feeling in the pit of your stomach is going to explode at noon. Or sometime afterwards.


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