Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Sunday, 25th Oct 2020

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

You're a mug. You always have been and you always will be. Change, and your friends will stop liking you as much. Remember that water dissolves alien beasts and some witches. Do you really want to be drinking 8 glasses a day with that track record?

The feeling in the pit of your stomach is going to explode at noon. Or sometime afterwards.

The perceived wisdom of freaks will today begin to all-of-a-sudden make a great deal of sense.


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