Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Monday, 2nd Dec 2019

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Paper can cut, and words can hurt. Which is why you should burn any mail that comes through the letterbox - preferably whilst still in the postman/woman's hands.

Three is the magic number, but you may find that one is sufficient for you today.

Memory can often plays tricks on people - why not trick memory first by getting a lobotomy.

There are always good reasons to ask a fellow human to "step outside", and you may be forced to do this over the coming week.


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