Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Thursday, 6th Dec 2018

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Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Today might see a need for you to call attention to yourself, and we're always happy to recommend faxing semi-nude pictures of yourself to random numbers.

You think you're so advanced, but when was the last time monkeys had to worry about their finances?

Just desserts is a damn good name for a dessert company. Which is why approximately 90 firms are currently trading under that name.

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