Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Friday, 8th Nov 2019
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22 November - 21 December
Overspending will find you slightly less well off this week. Today's mishaps will come in the shape of a toad, whilst salvation will come in the shape of a large truck. There's a future in toad-jam, by the way, if you're at all interested. It tastes lousy but makes a really good insect repellent.
Change is always for the good, ask any transsexual.
Most of your dreams will come true over the coming fortnight, so prepare for wealth, health and happiness, you lucky dog.
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