Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Monday, 11th Feb 2019

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Today is going to be like most days, certainly in terms of its length and the frequency of sun-rises to sun-sets. Creeping around on your tip-toes is all very well and good, but driving like that is just going to give you sore feet.

One of the things you've always liked about life is how seemingly lucky you are. Expect big changes this week, ya jammy wanker.


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