Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Thursday, 11th Jul 2019

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Your desire for more money will never come true unless you get off your arse and do something. Install that software, make it a priority! (Don't blame us if your computer starts dissolving)

Reality TV shows are not crying out for someone like yourself. You are not photogenic and could probably do with setting your sights much lower.


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