Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Wednesday, 11th Sep 2019
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22 November - 21 December
Silver foil can make a good hat, it's true. However, it can also be used as a sheathe should you find yourself lucky one lunchtime. Discarded sandwiches may prove lucky for any local tramps.
If it were possible to hold onto your charm, then you'd find fortune. However, people will soon start to find you predictable and eminently hateable.
If you want to ride your bicycle, then by all means do it. But I refuse to be held responsible for any consequences.
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