Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Tuesday, 13th Aug 2019

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Alcohol can be a man's best friend - not a dog...well, perhaps a dog who's been pickled in alcohol. If life makes you feel like dancing, dance the night away.

The worry you're feeling is unnecessary...because you can't avoid the horrors that await.

You are now as you will be for the rest of your life.


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