Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Tuesday, 14th Jan 2020

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Did you happen to see a film called "Creepy Creatures of The Night"? It wasn't a good film. This week is your own personal "Creepy Creatures of The Night".

You are everything you always hoped you would never be. Today may be the day for a quick change.

You may find that you have to see out most of the day with only one eye to guide you.

Your lucky horse for today is: Sombrero's Lid.


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