Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Friday, 14th Jan 2022

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Supper is something that comes to those who last out the day. You may be too tired, or otherwise incapacitated. The latin phrase for what you're feeling right now is: "Non semper inquisit damascus aroooooo!". There's a little bit of dog language mixed in there too.

The very thought of coming up with a horoscope for you made me laugh. You may be the most pathetic thing I've ever come across - but DON'T BE SAD! You are on the verge of a massive breakthrough.

I sense a feeling of delight in you.


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