Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Friday, 14th Feb 2020

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

The night may feel like a safe time to parade naked through the local city streets, however, you may find there are some that oppose your freedom. Your irrelevance becomes clear today and you will feel a new sense of freedom.

Hobbies may have to take a back seat this week as your spleen dissolved into your gastric juices.


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