Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Thursday, 14th Mar 2019

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Catch-22 is better in at least 2 ways than Catch-20. Don't be caught in the Catch-20 loop - you're unlikely to ever see your family again. Any joke you have to seriously think about today is not worth 'getting'.

Your ideas are plentiful, but are your plenties ideaful? Other bullshit may come your way today.


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