Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Monday, 15th Apr 2019

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star sign: Sagittarius


22 November - 21 December

The legend of the baked bean may trouble you today as last night's meal tries to catch up with last week's. Horoscopes have always had a tendency to be wrong for you, but today's will be a peach.

Lifting heavy objects may cause you pain later today.

Placing your mouth around the exhaust of a car stuck in traffic is bound to cause more traffic problems. Please take into consideration the needs of others.

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