Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Wednesday, 15th May 2019

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Jumping up and down is great fun and encouraging others to do so is a fine way to make friends and see wobbling breasts. Brown is your unlucky colour for today. Avoid it whereever possible.

Exercise may seem like a dirty word, but until you lose some weight fatty, it's the dirtiest word you're going to hear for a long time.


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