Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Monday, 18th Sep 2023

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Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Someone will approach you today with an attitude you cannot get on with at all. To avoid embarrassment, please avoid wearing underwear on incorrect areas of the body.

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