Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Saturday, 21st Nov 2020

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Applying yourself to your work may be the only way you can crush the thoughts that rampage through your ill-mind. A break is what's needed after the start to this week that you've had.

Damnation awaits you from every angle. Your only hope is to provide mankind with the cure for greed. This message was brought to you in association with Craaaazy Christians Inc.

Find yourself someone to settle down with today. Don't be choosy - just pick at random. If random fails, go for whoever doesn't violently sick-up on your clothing.


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