Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Saturday, 22nd Feb 2020

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Day time television can motivate you to rethink the monotony of your life. You may decide to pep up your life by going on a short cookery course. Tomatoes can be your best friend - go Red for the day. * This horoscope is not sponsored by Heinz, or the Communist Party.

Two heads are better than one if you're trying to get a team together.

Your nature may give you a day off this week as you brutally attack the guy who's been purposefully pissing you off for the last year.


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