Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Thursday, 23rd Jun 2022

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

It's marvellous. No, really, it is absolutely marvellous. You'll see. Many of the people you admire are going to have incredible fortune this week. It turns out that the anti-stalking court orders they've filed against you are completed.

Monkeys may go nuts for bananas, but Nutters don't give a monkeys about going bananas. This may be important for you to remember.

When asked if you're OK today, you may feel tempted to respond with physical violence.


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Fools die young, and you certainly like to think that you're foolhardy. Please, don't die on a whim. Whimsy and death......

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