Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Thursday, 24th Nov 2022

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Monkeys may go nuts for bananas, but Nutters don't give a monkeys about going bananas. This may be important for you to remember. Animals can be your friend this week as you learn what it's like to live in an alley.

Sleep deprevation can affect you negatively today, so ensure you murder all the dogs in your area for a guaranteed good night's kip.

"Thinking strategically" is a cop-out. You did what you did because you're a selfish competitive little person.


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