Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Wednesday, 25th Mar 2020

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star sign: Sagittarius

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

You are not a loser. You just...don't...not...un-win. Armchair politicians will affect your life today as they rise from their dank pits and begin to conquer the known world.

Wake up, wash your face, change your pants. Life needs a good "start" routine, make this YOURS.

You have cleverly structured an impressive set piece in your head. Put it into practise today and you'll quickly see the benefit.


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