Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Thursday, 25th May 2023
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Sagittarius
22 November - 21 December
It is tantalising to think that you may be the favourite person in your area. However, fame always leads to the embarrassing disclosure of old XXX tapes of you.
If you never liked sprouts before, try them again. Your tastes may have changed.
If you lose money today you can be assured that the nature of human kindness will mean you never see it again. This is because today the nature of human kindness is to be as mean as an old woman the day before pension day.
Flashing lights and fireworks are a sign of good hope for you today.
If you never liked sprouts before, try them again. Your tastes may have changed.
If you lose money today you can be assured that the nature of human kindness will mean you never see it again. This is because today the nature of human kindness is to be as mean as an old woman the day before pension day.
Flashing lights and fireworks are a sign of good hope for you today.
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