AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
You are easily replaced - don't take your boots off. All the time you spent on learning French is never going to pay off. Today might be tiring, but you will sleep easy this evening once everything has died down.
Butter your bread on both sides so that if the bread falls, you'll be screwed no matter what. It may be easier to make a toasted sandwich.
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