AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
As the fella once said, ain't that a kick in the head. Not that you'll be kicked in the head, it's a metaphor. I mean, hell, for all I know you *are* going to get kicked in the head, so maybe just wear a helmet for the rest of the day.
Weeks are made to find new ways of entertaining yourself during boredom. Make sure your weekend reflects this happier time.
Malicious gossip may reach your ears this week and cause a great deal of paranoia.
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