AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
In biscuits one can find sweet, sweet redemption. Especially when soaked in Rum. You can't hide from the rest of the day, so I suggest you burst headlong into it without waiting for anyone to catch up.
Your worst fears may come to light today when you are shoved into a very small hole filled with sharks, insects, spiders, snaked and moths.
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