AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
With all you've been through you should be glad that this week will actually come to a close. Boxes that you have lying around may become useful for any storage.
Starving yourself does not help you lose weight. In fact, it can be very detrimental to your health. You ask any dead person and they'll say: "Yep, that's right, I'm very thin!"
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