Aries
Birth date: 21 March - 19 AprilYour Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!
You are finally ready to face the world as yourself this week, so don't be afraid of anything. Damage caused by rage might cost you around £250 this weekend. Avoid posh bars.
Only with your amazing skills were you able to find this horoscope, and for that you will be rewarded with only good news.
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