Your funny Aries horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aries

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Facebook and Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!

When trying to take the top of a bottle of paracetamol, you may find yourself contemplating destroying the universe. Everyone wants what's best for you, in terms of reducing the amount of time you are allowed to show your face outside of your house.

Testing times will see you fall by the wayside.

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