AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!
Malicious gossip may reach your ears this week and cause a great deal of paranoia. Alcohol can be a man's best friend - not a dog...well, perhaps a dog who's been pickled in alcohol.
Your lucky goat name for today is: Penelope.
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