AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
When trying to take the top of a bottle of paracetamol, you may find yourself contemplating destroying the universe. Everyone wants what's best for you, in terms of reducing the amount of time you are allowed to show your face outside of your house.
Testing times will see you fall by the wayside.
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