Aries
Birth date: 21 March - 19 AprilYour Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!
Congratulations may be in order this week. You are at a point in your life where you feel you are only there to serve. So get moving! Serve away! Feel welcome to share your inner most secrets with your entire family and network of friends. They will adore you for your spectacular honesty and may only exclude you from everything they say or do for the next decade.
It may be time to accept that you're a failure and a loser.
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