Your funny Aries horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aries

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Facebook and Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!

Any beer consumed tonight may come back to haunt you, possibly in the form of a dead comedian or Max Bygraves. Most of the things you're doing are going well, so there's no need to give up now.

Cartoon fun can be yours if you pick up the right set of pencils and think really hard about drawing.

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