AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
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"Saucy!" should not be used as a synonym for sweaty. Spiders have feelings too - an undeniable but ultimately useless fact when the vacuum cleaner strikes!
The number I am thinking of is 12. This is not the number you are thinking of, especially if you are not thinking of a number.
The night may feel like a safe time to parade naked through the local city streets, however, you may find there are some that oppose your freedom.
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