AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
Hats have always looked good on you. Yes, today is definitely a hat day. Go hat! Unrelated incidents may cherry bobsleigh rambunctious you today. Express yourself, do a backflip, try to do the splits. Dance and the world will be yours.
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