AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
Pah! Happiness? The Gods know not of this word and you will pay for your insubordination. You may find solace in someone's choice of underwear today. Be wary of all new friends today as they may turn out to be Russian spies, or possibly wannabe astronomers.
Time and time again you are asked to wait outside the room whilst the "adults" discuss your situation. This week, make sure you are one of the "adults".
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