Your funny Aries horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aries

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Facebook and Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!

Hats have always looked good on you. Yes, today is definitely a hat day. Go hat! Unrelated incidents may cherry bobsleigh rambunctious you today. Express yourself, do a backflip, try to do the splits. Dance and the world will be yours.

The most erotic thoughts are those brought on by bubbles in your spinal fluid.

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