Aries
Birth date: 21 March - 19 AprilYour Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!
Your lucky goat name for today is: Penelope. You can't go wrong today - everything is set up for brilliance. Weekend "raves" are not something that happen to you anymore. But it's okay, you have things like Wogan instead.
Whether you want to or not, this week will have a journey in store for you.
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