Your funny Aries horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aries

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Facebook and Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!

Dank inhospitable service station toilets may turn out to be your best friend today. Your patronising ways will only make someone angry with you. Try to avoid low blows.

Super-hero day is your own invention, and as such not a free-pass to wearing your underwear on the outside.

When there's work to be done, there's no shame in procrastination.

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