AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!
Shallow puddles may deceive you today. Since last month you have been finding it harder and harder to have fun. This month may see a big change. Fault for your situation can be accredited to anyone you wish - go nuts!
A hairy back may trouble you this week, especially if it's not your hairy back that's in question.
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