Your funny Aries horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aries

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!

Your mind is filled with thoughts of sexual inadequacy and hey, maybe you're right. Cartoons will flavour the day for you, today, giving you ideas and humour.

The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad, really.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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