Aries
Birth date: 21 March - 19 AprilYour Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!
"Headlice!" is not something to be screamed in terror at the local bus stop. Most of what you do may be questioned this week - however, you will fly through those questions with ease and be praised for your general application.
You are trapped in a cave with a panther and a sound system playing Michael Bolton's greatest hits. What do you do?
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