Aries
Birth date: 21 March - 19 AprilYour Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Facebook and Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!
You're incredible. Whilst we are not all superhuman, some of us are at least able to go to sleep without pissing ourselves in the night. Your brain is overflowing with ideas, some of which are truly brilliant and you must focus on making your dreams a reality.
All your wishes can come true if you're willing to briefly take on a life of crime.
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