Your funny Aries horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aries

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Facebook and Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!

In biscuits one can find sweet, sweet redemption. Especially when soaked in Rum. You can't hide from the rest of the day, so I suggest you burst headlong into it without waiting for anyone to catch up.

Your worst fears may come to light today when you are shoved into a very small hole filled with sharks, insects, spiders, snaked and moths.

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