Your funny Aries horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aries

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Facebook and Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!

Do what you feel is right in your heart. Position yourself well, for the revolution is almost here. Try to avoid being too close to walls. Ignore those who laugh at your sense of style.

Overspending will find you slightly less well off this week.

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