AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
Most of your dreams will come true over the coming fortnight, so prepare for wealth, health and happiness, you lucky dog. Dentist's teeth are not always as great as you'd think. Next time you're in the chair, instead of looking at the ceiling or down the nurses' top, have a good look inside the dentist's mouth. You'll be surprised, shocked and either intimidated or aroused.
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