AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
Lunchtime is the best time of day for you today. The music you have been listening to has been tainted by the devil. Nice and butch is how you like it, but you might want to play it down in certain circumstances.
Friends have always tried to convince you of your madness, but never more so will that be true than this coming weekend.
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