AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
Did you happen to see a film called "Creepy Creatures of The Night"? It wasn't a good film. This week is your own personal "Creepy Creatures of The Night".
Peaches and cream - if only more things were like these two beautiful, oft-paired, delights.
The loony-left is a phrase that you quite like.
In the grand scheme of things, today rates as a 0.001.
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