Your funny Aries horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aries

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Facebook and Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!

If you're missing an element to your life, why not choose tin? Your package will arrive today, delivered by an expected person. A lot of your work will be undone today as someone evil and vicious sets about making your life less nice.

The opportunities you once had are all but gone. Seize any new opportunity with all your might.

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