Your funny Aries horoscope for today

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Facebook and Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!

You are easily replaced - don't take your boots off. All the time you spent on learning French is never going to pay off. Today might be tiring, but you will sleep easy this evening once everything has died down.

Butter your bread on both sides so that if the bread falls, you'll be screwed no matter what. It may be easier to make a toasted sandwich.

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