Your funny Aries horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aries

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!

Malicious gossip may reach your ears this week and cause a great deal of paranoia. Alcohol can be a man's best friend - not a dog...well, perhaps a dog who's been pickled in alcohol.

Your lucky goat name for today is: Penelope.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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