Your funny Aries horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aries

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Facebook and Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!

Did you happen to see a film called "Creepy Creatures of The Night"? It wasn't a good film. This week is your own personal "Creepy Creatures of The Night".

Peaches and cream - if only more things were like these two beautiful, oft-paired, delights.

The loony-left is a phrase that you quite like.

In the grand scheme of things, today rates as a 0.001.

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