Your funny Aries horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aries

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Your Aries horoscope for today. We hope you enjoy this funny look at the day ahead - check us out on Facebook and Twitter for daily updates on your funny daily horoscopes!

Lunchtime is the best time of day for you today. The music you have been listening to has been tainted by the devil. Nice and butch is how you like it, but you might want to play it down in certain circumstances.


Friends have always tried to convince you of your madness, but never more so will that be true than this coming weekend.

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