AriesBirth date: 21 March - 19 April
If you're missing an element to your life, why not choose tin? Your package will arrive today, delivered by an expected person. A lot of your work will be undone today as someone evil and vicious sets about making your life less nice.
The opportunities you once had are all but gone. Seize any new opportunity with all your might.
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