GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
All this week you are set for uncontrollable setbacks to all your plans. There's nothing you can do, so you might as well start being awful to people you suspect might cause your setbacks.
Distinguished guests will honour you today with their presence.
Something will stir your memory today and it may take a few hours for you to resolve your sense of deja vu.
Speaking as a robotic horoscope monster, I can only wish you the best of luck when the revolution comes.
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