GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
There might not be a tomorrow, but all indications point to yes Fire is your symbol for today. All your wishes can come true if you're willing to briefly take on a life of crime.
More from LaughsendTitanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Looking for more funny star sign related laughs?
Our most popular funny stories