Your free, funny Gemini horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Gemini

Gemini

Birth date: 21 May - 21 June

Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.

The number of times you walk into a door will today cause you to seek out new ways of thinking. Shallow puddles may deceive you today. You may be better off taking charge of your own laundry today for reasons that the stars do not make clear.

Even in the darkest places you can find yourself - although you may break your nose on a door.

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