GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
Please remember today that most of your god-like powers have been taken from you in order to make you a better demi-god. Dandruff and bad breath is not the best way to ward off unwanted advances. Although, assuming that is your intention, you are definitely going about it the right way.
Thinking and driving at the same time can be hazardous for you today.
Art is always something you've admired from a distance, but today you may choose to embrace your pinker side.
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