Your free, funny Gemini horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Gemini

Gemini

Birth date: 21 May - 21 June

Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.

Although danger is never far away, you may have an exhilirating time in the coming days. Within 2 years, everything you've experienced here will be gone.

Get used to seeing bruises over the next few days as you and furniture begin not seeing eye to eye.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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