Your free, funny Gemini horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Gemini

Gemini

Birth date: 21 May - 21 June

Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.

Half of what you think you're good at is actually a complete fluke. This week may see the end of your futile efforts to get good at something. Any joke you have to seriously think about today is not worth 'getting'.

Shooting high into the air during a celebration, may cause injury to you or those around you.

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