GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
Music is likely to help you through today, so try to listen to as much as possible. The day is as long as the night. The hospital may become a familiar place over the coming two weeks, although for what reason the mystics are surprisingly opaque.
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