Your free, funny Gemini horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Gemini

Gemini

Birth date: 21 May - 21 June

Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.

The capital of you is your heart - never forget that. Dank inhospitable service station toilets may turn out to be your best friend today. Take time out to consider your options; climb a mountain, dig your own grave.

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