GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
Waiting for a lift to come is like going down the stairs, only less calories. See? Today is going to be like most days, certainly in terms of its length and the frequency of sun-rises to sun-sets.
Prognostication is not a good word when you are guessing the colour of a lady's real hair colour.
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