GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
Today is a series of blunders that follow each other. Massaging figures is something that both Accountants and Masseurs do. But they are NOT the same thing. Honestly.
The way you dance around the office may cause some to question certain parts of your personal life.
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