GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
In time you will come to realise the futility of trying to scratch your name in your refridgerator using a rubber band. Your ideals are starting to shape the way you're living, so congratulations.
Something will stir your memory today and it may take a few hours for you to resolve your sense of deja vu.
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