GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
Walking to work in a clown costume can help you in your search for humility. If you're terrified by the thought of someone being able to look into your mind...are you sure you should be here, because that's what I'm doing right now.
Try to avoid reading dusty old books that call themselves 'tomes'. Especially if they contain remarkably detailed information about the coming of the anti-christ.
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