GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
Homeless people may wander up to you today and offer to buy the magazine you're holding. Telling your partner that you are better than they at sex, is probably not going to win you any favours.
As accurate as the weather report might be, you must be careful to avoid the 3011 bus.
Cups of tea and coffe will start to rack up around your desk today as you try to get everything done under the heady influence of a bucket of caffeine.
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