GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
Although danger is never far away, you may have an exhilirating time in the coming days. Within 2 years, everything you've experienced here will be gone.
Get used to seeing bruises over the next few days as you and furniture begin not seeing eye to eye.
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