Your free, funny Gemini horoscope for today

Gemini

Birth date: 21 May - 21 June

Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.

There might not be a tomorrow, but all indications point to yes Fire is your symbol for today. All your wishes can come true if you're willing to briefly take on a life of crime.

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