Your free, funny Gemini horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Gemini

Gemini

Birth date: 21 May - 21 June

Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.

Hexes may impair your vision today if you attempt to cross an invisible boundary. Everywhere you go you seem to run into trouble - try not to mess up your life by falling into any kind of trap.

Scroll further down any web pages you access today, just in case there are hidden clauses you aren't aware of.

This week will see "a new hope" arrive in the form of a whiny sand-farmer boy.

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