Gemini
Birth date: 21 May - 21 JuneYour Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
Watch out for overweight dogs when it's raining. Although it may be true that you are being hunted down by pirates, you may wish to avoid using the name "Long Dong Silver".
Most of the things you believe in could be hacked apart by a fairly terrible dream.
Unrelated incidents may cherry bobsleigh rambunctious you today.
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