GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
All the best plans go awry, so please make sure you're ready for any surprises. Danger. Excitement. Love. Hate. These are words which are often used in movie advertisements, but very rarely happen in your life. This week may be the beginning of a startling change for you.
Everything you do today will be a lousy job, and the effort would be best spent surfing websites about mucky buttons.
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