Gemini
Birth date: 21 May - 21 JuneYour Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
Your future may be tainted by a mistake in your past. Now is the time for a new resolution. Today might be tiring, but you will sleep easy this evening once everything has died down.
Today is another day, and all can be well both here and in Denmark.
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