Your free, funny Gemini horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Gemini

Gemini

Birth date: 21 May - 21 June

Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.

The life of a party you most certainly aren't this weekend. Admitting to shooting the sherrif is not a good alibi when being accused of shooting the deputy.

Shallow puddles may deceive you today.

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