GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
You should buy some new electronics. Body odour may haunt your chances with a certain member of the opposite sex. Other people are not as crazy as you make them out to be.
Compact Discs are very shiny, but using them to attract seagulls in order to bludgeon them to death with your shoe is neither good manners nor entirely legal.
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