GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
You may think that starting afresh on Monday would be of some comfort, but it really won't be. You are to be complemented for your skill at navigating websites.
You're generally hopeless with money, so this week should come as a shock to you.
Sometimes the only way to succeed is by murdering the entire board of directors.
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