GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
Blue moon caught you standing alone, but ensure you're not also caught short this weekend. This week may turn out to be a complete waste of all your time and efforts. Contemplate leaving your current situation at once.
Feel welcome to share your inner most secrets with your entire family and network of friends. They will adore you for your spectacular honesty and may only exclude you from everything they say or do for the next decade.
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