Gemini
Birth date: 21 May - 21 JuneYour Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
I give you permission to do what you want to, today. Time and time again you are asked to wait outside the room whilst the "adults" discuss your situation. This week, make sure you are one of the "adults".
Any deliveries you receive may turn out to be blessings in disguise this week. Watch out for incorrect addresses.
All that you are may be called into question today when someone calls you a "nancy".
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