GeminiBirth date: 21 May - 21 June
Your Gemini horoscope for today is both happy and sad. Happy that you're looking at it, and sad that you're going to click away while shaking your head.
Horrible smells and green patches on your body may make your day turn sour. Gloomy times lay ahead. Art is always something you've admired from a distance, but today you may choose to embrace your pinker side.
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