Your free, funny Libra horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Libra

Libra

Birth date: 23 September - 23 October

Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.

The age you should be acting like is written on the soles of your shoes. You may find that you have to see out most of the day with only one eye to guide you.

Jesus himself could not have done a better job than you will do today. Although Jesus would probably have a better idea of the correct tenses to use in the previous sentence.

You are weak at heart and must endeavour to become stronger by subjecting yourself to ritualistic torture.

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