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Astrological sign for Libra

Libra

Birth date: 23 September - 23 October

Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.

You can't star in your own television show if you're a no-talented idiot. Just something to keep in mind - no particular reference to you. Scroll further down any web pages you access today, just in case there are hidden clauses you aren't aware of.

Dentist's teeth are not always as great as you'd think. Next time you're in the chair, instead of looking at the ceiling or down the nurses' top, have a good look inside the dentist's mouth. You'll be surprised, shocked and either intimidated or aroused.

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