Your free, funny Libra horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Libra

Libra

Birth date: 23 September - 23 October

Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.

Tensions could rise over coming days when someone close to you opens your mail and then puts it in a drawer without telling you. This kind of domestic level issue will irritate you and cause you to act increasingly petty, culminating in the setting up of webcams in your downstairs loo, which feeds directly onto "watchmypartnerpoop.com"

Harsh words may be spoken by a loved one today.

Don't be a player hater. No, we don't know what that means either.

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