Your free, funny Libra horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Libra

Libra

Birth date: 23 September - 23 October

Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.

Unrelated incidents may cherry bobsleigh rambunctious you today. In all my time I've never had anyone like you reading my horoscopes - you are bedevilled, a hustler of reputation. You are not wanted here.

Try to avoid reading dusty old books that call themselves 'tomes'. Especially if they contain remarkably detailed information about the coming of the anti-christ.

Rudolph, who is admittedly good at knawing on branches, is probably not that good at flying. Hence your planned trip to the local cliff edge, is probably not in his best interests.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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