LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Correlating facts is an awesome responsibility. Are you sure you're up to it? Lifting heavy objects may cause you pain later today. If you don't care what the weatherman says when the weatherman says it's raining - that's great!
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