LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Sasquatch will not befriend you and live peacefully in your house. Change is always for the good, ask any transsexual. Your luck has finally run out this week and everything comes out in the open.
The words you use to describe yourself may have to be revised today, after suffering what can only be described as "hell".
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