Your free, funny Libra horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Libra

Libra

Birth date: 23 September - 23 October

Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.

Night terrors will plague you throughout this month and you may feel that people, both living and dead, are out to get you. Many of the truths you desparately cling to are beset by the fact that you read only comic books and talk to children.

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