LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Day time television can motivate you to rethink the monotony of your life. You may decide to pep up your life by going on a short cookery course. Scraping the bottom of the barrel is always a sad affair, especially if it's the biscuit barrel.
Paper with little squiggles on it will find its way into your pocket today.
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