Libra
Birth date: 23 September - 23 OctoberYour daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Tantalising new evidence that you're about to have fun is going to reveal itself today. My gift to you is this wisdom: he who makes love at awkward angle, gets back problems for next day.
You are finally ready to face the world as yourself this week, so don't be afraid of anything.
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