LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Feeling locked up when you're in an open park is a sure sign that you're slightly claustrophobic. This horoscope was brought to you in association with the bloody obvious.
Commenting on a nearby person's "peaches" may not go down too well today. Avoid all sexy language in your lunch break.
All the best plans go awry, so please make sure you're ready for any surprises.
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