Libra
Birth date: 23 September - 23 OctoberYour daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against the norm. The newspaper will become a source of great amusement this week as an article tickles your fancy in almost every way.
Although it may be true that you are being hunted down by pirates, you may wish to avoid using the name "Long Dong Silver".
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