LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Seek comfort in clothing today. Limericks are great, but perhaps you might avoid talking incessantly in one large storybook of tall tales. Whilst we are not all superhuman, some of us are at least able to go to sleep without pissing ourselves in the night.
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