LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Testing times will see you fall by the wayside. Your choice of reading material is starting to swerve dangerously into the "blue" section. Weird is not a word you'd normally associate with your behaviour. That's because you're completely normal and sane and don't give a dog's dooberie about having fun.
Clarity of thought is something you need to accomplish today. Optrex is your lucky fluid for the day.
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