LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Although your faults are easy enough to see, you must really make an effort today to let people truly understand the depth of your problems. Hopefully the pains you're currently experiencing will disappear over the coming hours.
A new love will present itself today, grab it with both hands, in all possible places.
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