LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
You claim that no-one is able to see the future, and yet I foresee that you will understand this never to be not untrue in your own destiny. Damage caused by rage might cost you around £250 this weekend. Avoid posh bars.
The word "Wobble" might mean something to you today that it simply hasn't meant before.
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