LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Having to stop today and go to sleep will seem like a prison sentence. Pants, socks, t-shirts, sweaters. These are all parts of your wardrobe. Remember this.
When ending a letter today, remember to append 'xxx' to the end, especially if your letter is formal.
Peaches and cream are a cheap and enjoyable dessert menu for any supper guests.
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