LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Office politics may cause problems for you today if you arrive with a comedy tie. We can promise that you won't die within the next two days. Peaches and cream - if only more things were like these two beautiful, oft-paired, delights.
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