LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
All the colours in the rainbow will come out to play on other people's faces today. You may be diagnosed with flu at some point this week. When you steal copyrighted material, make sure you do it in a comical fashion. That way you can claim "fair use" and hold up court proceedings...at least until they find you guilty of stealing copyrighted material.
"Headlice!" is not something to be screamed in terror at the local bus stop.
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