Your free, funny Libra horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Libra

Libra

Birth date: 23 September - 23 October

Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.

Sasquatch will not befriend you and live peacefully in your house. The stars indicate that it is a good month to party like it's 1999. Everything you do today will be a lousy job, and the effort would be best spent surfing websites about mucky buttons.

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