LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Repetition may annoy you today as someone close by tells you the same damned story over and over again. Death can stalk you in all forms, even cute little pussy cats and slugs. Beware of all cats who have slugs attached to their backs.
Although similes can often be used as humorous ways to compare something that is banal to something that is funny, you are neither cunning nor weasel like, and it would be best if you left the comedy to the comedians.
Dressing as a feline may give others cause for concern today.
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