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Astrological sign for Libra

Libra

Birth date: 23 September - 23 October

Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.

A hairy back may trouble you this week, especially if it's not your hairy back that's in question. Tensions could rise over coming days when someone close to you opens your mail and then puts it in a drawer without telling you. This kind of domestic level issue will irritate you and cause you to act increasingly petty, culminating in the setting up of webcams in your downstairs loo, which feeds directly onto "watchmypartnerpoop.com"

Money is a source of evil you can't do without. Credit card companies may seize on your lack of self-control.

Time and time again you are asked to wait outside the room whilst the "adults" discuss your situation. This week, make sure you are one of the "adults".

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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