Your free, funny Libra horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Libra

Libra

Birth date: 23 September - 23 October

Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.

And this was what was written in a sandwich in Mexico. Strangeness, huh? Shouting "30 milligrams, STAT!" in a crowded place is probably not going to win you any friends today.

The law may be your friend today, or it might turn round and bite you in the ass. Either way the word "law" is going to crop up.

If you can't see what the fuss is all about this week, try thinking about it from someone else's point of view.

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