Your free, funny Libra horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Libra

Libra

Birth date: 23 September - 23 October

Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.

Hope can solve nearly all of your problems today. Until tomorrow when all of your dreams will be dashed to pieces. Your greatest fears are about to be supplanted today by a new incredible horror.

If you think you've been harshly treated, please feel free to contact me or perhaps issue some kind of fatwa.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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