LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Having a box of tissues close to hand might become important over the coming minutes. You are more alert during your waking hours and this means that you can see exactly how you are managing to throttle your fish to death.
Seek advice from someone older today in order to avoid making a fool of yourself.
You do look remarkably fetching today, and I'd like to offer you a fish supper.
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