LibraBirth date: 23 September - 23 October
Your daily Libra horoscope is here to give you a cuddle, and possibly a kiss if things are looking like that would be acceptable.
Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. As accurate as the weather report might be, you must be careful to avoid the 3011 bus. The number I am thinking of is 12. This is not the number you are thinking of, especially if you are not thinking of a number.
Your computer is filled with Spyware. Please find a way to clean it without forcing me to dole out solicitations to various websites and their software.
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