PiscesBirth date: 19 February - 20 March
The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.
You may find people laughing at your jokes are actually laughing at the way in which you pronounce the words "schlong muckney". You may also want to rethink making up your own jokes and including made up words.
The way you feel is not necessary limited to what you eat and drink. You may also want to go for walks and conduct yourself properly at the table.
Get used to seeing bruises over the next few days as you and furniture begin not seeing eye to eye.
Taking a bit-part in a local theatre production may help you get out and start living a lie.
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