PiscesBirth date: 19 February - 20 March
The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.
Harsh words may be spoken by a loved one today. Your choice of reading material is starting to swerve dangerously into the "blue" section. You think "pink", but you buy "blue". This is why you're confused a lot of the time.
Dave is not a name you want to associate with today. Dave may be the devil's spawn. It's hard to tell.
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