PiscesBirth date: 19 February - 20 March
The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.
Death can stalk you in all forms, even cute little pussy cats and slugs. Beware of all cats who have slugs attached to their backs. Any rumours you may have heard about a certain special someone may come true this week.
There's no harm in taking the day off.
Peaches and cream are a cheap and enjoyable dessert menu for any supper guests.
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