Your free, funny Pisces horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Pisces

Pisces

Birth date: 19 February - 20 March

The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.

The scars left on your knee are there for everyone to see. Two heads are better than one if you're trying to get a team together. For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you.

You may hear good news today from an excitable old lady who may turn out to be drunk.

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