Your free, funny Pisces horoscope for today

Pisces

Birth date: 19 February - 20 March

The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.

If you never liked sprouts before, try them again. Your tastes may have changed. You have many more years ahead of you. Gloomy times lay ahead. The sun doesn't wear a hat, and it's probably not a good idea to play with it.

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