PiscesBirth date: 19 February - 20 March
The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.
Be cuddly today and possibly as fluffy as possible. Any jamborees you attend today are likely to be fun-filled as well as informative. The latin phrase for what you're feeling right now is: "Non semper inquisit damascus aroooooo!". There's a little bit of dog language mixed in there too.
All the things you're unsure of will almost certainly remain enigmatic by the end of the day.
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