PiscesBirth date: 19 February - 20 March
The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.
As the fella once said, ain't that a kick in the head. Not that you'll be kicked in the head, it's a metaphor. I mean, hell, for all I know you *are* going to get kicked in the head, so maybe just wear a helmet for the rest of the day.
Love may be in the air for one lucky person tonight. I'm talking world-wide here, not about you - UGLY!
Today might find you requiring a move of the left-hand and right-hand side speakers or earphones you use to listen to music.
It's never too late to accept that you're a complete fraud.
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