PiscesBirth date: 19 February - 20 March
The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.
Horoscopes have always had a tendency to be wrong for you, but today's will be a peach. You may be feeling sporty today but don't spend all that money on new sports gear and equipment. You are likely to lose interest in this new found "passion" within 20 days.
Your appetites may increase today as the doctors finally remove the scissors they left inside you during your last operation.
Life and Death - bedfellows, perhaps, they are certainly close. You'd better hope that they don't get start to get you involved in a menage a trois.
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