Your free, funny Pisces horoscope for today

Pisces

Birth date: 19 February - 20 March

The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.

Your ideas are plentiful, but are your plenties ideaful? Other bullshit may come your way today. You have recently received some equipment for which there was a manual. Please give this manual a quick read so as to avoid problems later.

Fire is your symbol for today.

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