Pisces
Birth date: 19 February - 20 MarchThe following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.
If you can't see what the fuss is all about this week, try thinking about it from someone else's point of view. Accuracy is not necessary when stacking blocks, until you come to around the 5th or 6th.
Good fortune will stalk you like a mean spirited vulture today and won't spread any of his juicy fortune charm over you.
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