Your free, funny Pisces horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Pisces

Pisces

Birth date: 19 February - 20 March

The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.

If you mis-use the word literally once more today ("I *literally* laughed my ass off"), you're going to feel what it's like to be hit "upside the head".

Sing a song inside and to hell with the dark clouds that await you.

Morale boosts are for needy geeks - you're as hard as nails and neither require nor deserve any praise.

This week will see "a new hope" arrive in the form of a whiny sand-farmer boy.

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