Your free, funny Pisces horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Pisces

Pisces

Birth date: 19 February - 20 March

The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.

Compact Discs are very shiny, but using them to attract seagulls in order to bludgeon them to death with your shoe is neither good manners nor entirely legal.

Your choice of reading material is starting to swerve dangerously into the "blue" section.

Skeletons in your closet are a sign that you have an eventful life and are nothing to be embarrassed about.

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