PiscesBirth date: 19 February - 20 March
The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.
Tantric is not a cuss-word you want to use around the office. It's not even a cuss-word. It is, however, said to be very exhausting. Everything you feel about yourself will be confirmed today as you're put through the mill and emerge victorious.
You yearn to be a farmer just so that you can be out standing in your field.
Left to your own devices, you are probably heading for a fall.
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