PiscesBirth date: 19 February - 20 March
The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.
It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Get used to seeing bruises over the next few days as you and furniture begin not seeing eye to eye. Much of what you believe now will later be shattered by an obnoxious man who will probably wear glasses and have a distinct lisp.
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