Your free, funny Pisces horoscope for today

Pisces

Birth date: 19 February - 20 March

The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.

Rumour has it that hotdogs might be 90% snout. But you, sir, are 100% arse. Public speaking is a big fear for you. However, shouting "Arse!" inside a supermarket is not usually an effective way of curing your problem.

The accuracy of any prognostication is likely to be determined by how unlucky you generally are. A pet of yours may die today.

Any change you receive today will help you feel like someone is contributing to your lifestyle.

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