Your free, funny Pisces horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Pisces

Pisces

Birth date: 19 February - 20 March

The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.

Hope can solve nearly all of your problems today. Until tomorrow when all of your dreams will be dashed to pieces. Skeletons in your closet are a sign that you have an eventful life and are nothing to be embarrassed about.

Geeks and nerds - one big smelly bunch of cyber-crimes waiting to happen. And you're next on their list.

Banter between two important people may sway you in your current ideas about progressing with your life. However, until you hear this banter it is impossible to say which direction you'll take.

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