PiscesBirth date: 19 February - 20 March
The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.
Monsters plague your every move and will soon be there to eat your flesh. If you feel like you're struggling to go ahead with the rest of the world, sit down, relax and perhaps watch some day time television.
The law may be your friend today, or it might turn round and bite you in the ass. Either way the word "law" is going to crop up.
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