Your free, funny Pisces horoscope for today

Pisces

Birth date: 19 February - 20 March

The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.

Fire is your symbol for today. Like your life, peanuts can be dried, roasted, blanched and put inside little potato coatings. Just like your life. You are not a loser. You just...don't...not...un-win.

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