Your free, funny Pisces horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Pisces

Pisces

Birth date: 19 February - 20 March

The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.

The Nigerian bank that is holding your email-friend's money does not exist. Distinguished guests will honour you today with their presence. You won't be hospitalised today, but things may not go as planned

Opportunity is waiting round every corner. All you've got to do is catch up with him, put him in a big box and beat him with big sticks.

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