PiscesBirth date: 19 February - 20 March
The following is your Pisces horoscope for today, free for all our funny zodiac followers.
All the time you spent on learning French is never going to pay off. Did you happen to see a film called "Creepy Creatures of The Night"? It wasn't a good film. This week is your own personal "Creepy Creatures of The Night".
Your brain is overflowing with ideas, some of which are truly brilliant and you must focus on making your dreams a reality.
Correlating facts is an awesome responsibility. Are you sure you're up to it?
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