SagittariusBirth date: 22 November - 21 December
The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
Every time you tap a key on your keyboard, you are secretly filling in a membership form to a random society. Each week henceforth you will receive a newsletter from said society, explaining your duties and sign-up fees.
Your weaknesses may turn out to be your strengths today, and you'll find yourself easily swayed by nonsense that you read online.
The mental problem you are having may subside later this week once you relax about things.
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