Your free, funny Sagittarius horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Sagittarius

Sagittarius

Birth date: 22 November - 21 December

The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.

Google is about to take over your life - play responsibly. If you are extremely tired, you may find that you fall asleep at some point. Your life may seem boring compared to others, however, you *do* have a nice car.

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