
Sagittarius
Birth date: 22 November - 21 DecemberThe following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
Your brain is overflowing with ideas, some of which are truly brilliant and you must focus on making your dreams a reality. The phenomenon of time standing still may occur to you numerous times today.
Login to every site you can and you'll soon understand what the meaning of the internet is.
Don't try to tell people how to live their lives! Your life is your own, and you should feel perfectly free to bugger it up royally.
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