Your free, funny Sagittarius horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Sagittarius

Sagittarius

Birth date: 22 November - 21 December

The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.

Pretending to pick fleas off a new member of staff may seem appealing, but the gag may be on you if you actually find some. You tend to be less true to yourself at work, but today you may let a little of yourself slip out at a most awkward moment.

The gongoozlers at your naked twister parties should at least be made to take off their shoes.

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