Your free, funny Sagittarius horoscope for today

Sagittarius

Birth date: 22 November - 21 December

The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.

If you don't claim that free holiday, you'll never win it. Distinguished guests will honour you today with their presence. Much of what you believe now will later be shattered by an obnoxious man who will probably wear glasses and have a distinct lisp.

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