SagittariusBirth date: 22 November - 21 December
The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
The future holds much joy and happiness for someone close to you. But not you. Oh no, you're screwed. Only with your amazing skills were you able to find this horoscope, and for that you will be rewarded with only good news.
You may develop a sudden interest in the backs of things today.
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