Your free, funny Sagittarius horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Sagittarius

Sagittarius

Birth date: 22 November - 21 December

The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.

Speak slowly and you will be heard. People will think you're being a dick, but people will definitely understand you. Even in the darkest places you can find yourself - although you may break your nose on a door.

Dancing around like a fairy is a great way to lose weight and strengthen those legs.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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