SagittariusBirth date: 22 November - 21 December
The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
Make yourself a coffee, sit down and read the internet. Hell, it's what you do everyday, right? When asked if you're OK today, you may feel tempted to respond with physical violence.
When the morning is done, you will have your sweet reward.
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