Your free, funny Sagittarius horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Sagittarius

Sagittarius

Birth date: 22 November - 21 December

The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.

Cold winds encircle your future. Love: 80%. Money: 45%. Life: 12%. Happiness: 30%. TheSpoof: 100%. I give you permission to do what you want to, today.

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