Your free, funny Sagittarius horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Sagittarius

Sagittarius

Birth date: 22 November - 21 December

The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.

Any advice given to you today will seem like poppycock, and it probably is. Your appetites may diminish today as you fall into a vat of gravy with no inside ladder.

The number I am thinking of is 12. This is not the number you are thinking of, especially if you are not thinking of a number.

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