Your free, funny Sagittarius horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Sagittarius

Sagittarius

Birth date: 22 November - 21 December

The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.

Old cartoons may hold a fascination for you today as you try to recreate a classic 'acme' gag. Distinguished guests will honour you today with their presence.

Chew the cud with some friends today. Their inane chatter may amuse you.

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