SagittariusBirth date: 22 November - 21 December
The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
If you never liked sprouts before, try them again. Your tastes may have changed. Today might see a need for you to call attention to yourself, and we're always happy to recommend faxing semi-nude pictures of yourself to random numbers.
You are at a point in your life where you feel you are only there to serve. So get moving! Serve away!
There is no word "ecseterar". And it's *definitely* not abbreviated as ect.
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