Your free, funny Sagittarius horoscope for today

Sagittarius

Birth date: 22 November - 21 December

The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.

Your desire for more money will never come true unless you get off your arse and do something. Deja vu is not a thai dish that you had two weeks ago. Parts of you feel like giving up the ghost today, but feeding those parts with ice-cream and bacon bits may revive them, to an extent.

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