Sagittarius
Birth date: 22 November - 21 DecemberThe following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
Weird is not a word you'd normally associate with your behaviour. That's because you're completely normal and sane and don't give a dog's dooberie about having fun.
Art is always something you've admired from a distance, but today you may choose to embrace your pinker side.
You may feel like today has started like a horror story, but it will get better this lunchtime.
Body odour may haunt your chances with a certain member of the opposite sex.
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