SagittariusBirth date: 22 November - 21 December
The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
When Elvis sang, it's like he was thinking of you. Oh yes, especially when he does those "groin dips". Your greatest fears are about to be supplanted today by a new incredible horror.
It's never too late to do that thing you always wanted to do. You know - the THING. The thing? You know.
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