Your free, funny Sagittarius horoscope for today

Sagittarius

Birth date: 22 November - 21 December

The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.

Make yourself a coffee, sit down and read the internet. Hell, it's what you do everyday, right? When asked if you're OK today, you may feel tempted to respond with physical violence.

When the morning is done, you will have your sweet reward.

Jump to another horoscope »  select a star sign! Aries (21 Mar - 19 Apr)Taurus (20 Apr - 20 May)Gemini (21 May - 21 Jun)Cancer (22 Jun - 22 Jul)Leo (23 Jul - 22 Aug)Virgo (23 Aug - 22 Sep)Libra (23 Sep - 23 Oct)Scorpio (24 Oct - 21 Nov)Sagittarius (22 Nov - 21 Dec)Capricorn (22 Dec - 19 Jan)Aquarius (20 Jan - 18 Feb)Pisces (19 Feb - 20 Mar)

Get Daily Sagittarius Horoscopes in your Inbox

Get your daily horoscope newsletter

More from Laughsend

Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report   Punny History  

Looking for more funny star sign related laughs?

• Your full Sagittarius profile
• Your Sagittarius romance horoscope
• « Back to star-signs list

Our most popular funny stories

Interested to know if Yesterday's Horoscope was correct?

More from Laughsend

All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.

• Disclaimer Terms and Conditions Privacy & Cookie Policy