SagittariusBirth date: 22 November - 21 December
The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
Swollen ankles and sore knees are the best you can hope for today. Although danger is never far away, you may have an exhilirating time in the coming days.
Your appetites for love are not dampened by the loss of a limb...but your partner's might be.
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