SagittariusBirth date: 22 November - 21 December
The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
Cold winds encircle your future. Your irrelevance becomes clear today and you will feel a new sense of freedom. You might feel "world weary", but the truth of it is that you don't do anything worthwhile. This week may be a good opportunity for you to change that.
Your ideas are plentiful, but are your plenties ideaful? Other bullshit may come your way today.
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