SagittariusBirth date: 22 November - 21 December
The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
You're doing really well, keep it up! Time is on your side, feel free to mix-it-up a little. Screaming loudly only serves to wake the neighbours. They'll only investigate once they're sure you're dead and the murderer has left the crime scene.
Two heads are better than one if you're trying to get a team together.
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