
Sagittarius
Birth date: 22 November - 21 DecemberThe following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
Angles may become a nuisance today, especially 90 degree angles. Boy - they're the worst! Today will be full of computer related mishaps. Hope in your heart is all well and good but you know deep down inside that when your computer crashes, it will not have automatically saved the document you'd been working on for the past four hours.
The heavens are unpredictable for laymen, yet I am truly the seer or seers. Bow before me and tremble in fear that my wrath may cause you stubbed-toes.
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