Sagittarius
Birth date: 22 November - 21 DecemberThe following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
What you hear and what was said may differ today, so be aware of either your failing hearing or your increasing hatred of those talking to you. This week will leave no stone unturned, in a metaphorical way...that you have to decipher.
A turkish man or woman may delight you today in some manner. Chocolate desserts are your friend today.
Just because people laugh at you doesn't make you a comedian.
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