SagittariusBirth date: 22 November - 21 December
The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
You do look remarkably fetching today, and I'd like to offer you a fish supper. Install that software, make it a priority! (Don't blame us if your computer starts dissolving)
When we tell you that it's 'cryptic', we basically mean that we made it up.
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