SagittariusBirth date: 22 November - 21 December
The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
If you feel ill a visit to the doctor could be in store. Armchair politicians will affect your life today as they rise from their dank pits and begin to conquer the known world.
Although you may try to pass yourself off as a second level wizard, your skills are so feeble I doubt you could open a book by only using your tongue.
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