SagittariusBirth date: 22 November - 21 December
The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
Any spikes that you see in your power usage may be due to unforeseen and deadly circumstances. You should buy some new electronics. The capital of you is your heart - never forget that.
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