SagittariusBirth date: 22 November - 21 December
The following is your daily Sagittarian funny horoscope, which has been hand carved by the elders and passed down through centuries of parody astrology.
Cold winds encircle your future. Love: 80%. Money: 45%. Life: 12%. Happiness: 30%. TheSpoof: 100%. I give you permission to do what you want to, today.
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